Super Bowl weekend is upon us. So let’s make some predictions.

1. Puppy Bowl will be as awesome as ever.
2. The Super Bowl Ads will underwhelm. I’ve already watched most of them and so far…meh.
3. Katy Perry’s halftime performance will be interrupted by breaking coverage of Aaron Hernandez’s daring escape from prison and into University of Phoenix Stadium where he will hold Tom Brady hostage until someone answers his questions about deflategate.
4. Patriots win in a blowout. History has shown that only Eli Manning can stop Tom Brady in a Superbowl.

Happy Super Bowl-ing!